Coming to a town near you...

Unfair competition from the BBC

But just think how much more they can burrow into our lives and rig... educate us on how to think even at local level.

Got to find work for all those media studies grads or they may end up voting the wrong way.

And the best part is... the productive majority (well, it's a majority for now, but I am anticipating having to house my own personal BBC compliance officer in the spare room) are funding the building of the empire!