I'm guessing the grown-ups are still on hols

'Pit bull' joke not an ad-lib

This has lurked up here a few days so I think this example of sharpest writing deserves something to keep it company by way of lively debate.

But the others who have steered clear to now were making a good point, and that is this media brand really is becoming a slight parody of itself, especially with those they employ and/or give screenspace to.