Big Brother. Like a Siamese twin.

Our barmy Ministry of Futile Tasks is at it again

Can you imagine the size of the workforce of civil servants required to monitor all this cyber-rubbish?'

I was coming to the conclusion that to solve various issues - unemployment, dwindling career-bound voting blocks, the inherent desire to meddle on everything from bins to sex lives - we were going to end up being imposed with our own personal civil servant. So that worked out around 30M.

However, these guys need to be monitored, too. Can a quango be created to outsource this requirement offshore? Maybe an exchange scheme with the EU?