Bang. Crash. Pow! That's the economy, now...

Gordon Brown turns (to?) superhero to save Britain

I am sure he needs all the help he can get, and it is fascinating to see where it is coming from by the support given in some quarters, especially when it comes to adjusting the headline to deliver what I am sure is deemed 'a better reflection of reality'.

I await, with dread, our Dear Leader tearing himself away from trivial affairs of state to tell such as Andrew Marr* (cc: Guardian newsdesk) how proud he is.

Bless.

*I may not be joking. BBC News was... toe-curling this morning.