QUOTE OF THE DAY - Physician, heal thyself

BBC stars 'in breach of rules by earning thousands of pounds on the public-speaking circuit'

Jeremy Hunt, the shadow culture secretary, told the Sunday Telegraph: 'This appears to be a clear breach of the BBC's guidelines.' How does a clear breach 'appear'?

A BBC spokesman said: 'It is for the BBC to be the interpreter of its own rules,'

Yeah, that'll work.