The Family. All in.

I was holding this, as it has to be a spoof.

The BBC has 'asked a family...' to be filmed, '...and they were brave enough to say yes'.

Yeah, right.

In this fame-obsessed, 'reality that never is' age, what utter tripe.

No, the, er 'stars' are on the sofa now.

Your licence fee at work.