It ain't what you do, it's the way you're allowed to do it..

Bank is furious - not merely "puzzled"

Is there anyone he has not offended or nothing he and his cabal have not stirred up? Working out well again, I'd say.

Ah well, can't complain, as a democratically elec... oh, dear.

Not sure this is working out as well as intended

Savers set to pay for bank accounts, as Bank of England reveal rates have hit record low

Not that I... we... have very much, but paying to reduce what we have is not high on the agenda.

Hence removing our money from the system would seem the most logical step. Is that what was/is intended?