Job insecurity

Gordon Brown's 'representative on earth' under fire

Wow, the government and the BBC seem to have HR policies and constructive dismissal-avoiding systems those of us here in the UK, on Planet Earth, can only wonder at, even after the last decade of legislative workplace protection, anti-'ist' 'progress'.

I guess that, even when you are within the womb of the civil service, some are more secure than others.

We can evidently add 'being funny to some', and 'having a good shrieking voice' to adequate defences. Spiffy.

I think we need a Department of Double Standards. Or two. Just in case.